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BottleKeeper (n.)

A Neoprene Lined Stainless Steel Container That Keeps Your Beer Bottle Cold & Protected From Gravity





  • This ingenious beer-cessory just put foam koozies on notice.

  • Designed to do a bit more than just keep a beverage cooler...


  • The Brewtis Bottle Holder Is Our Kind Of Beer Thermos.


  • BottleKeeper keeps your beer absurdly cold.


  • The cleverest way to keep your glass bottle...colder for relaxed, slow sipping.


  • Found - The World’s Most Advanced Beer ‘Koozie’!





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Do You Like Warm Beer & Broken Bottles?

Of course you don't, clearly you're smarter than most.


Earn $10 Off!

Refer your friends and earn $10 toward your next purchase when they buy their own. Yep, unlimited.

Colder is Better

There's not much worse than trying to choke down a warm beer. So you really should stop. Right now.

Bottles That Fit

Brewtis is designed to fit a 12 oz standard sized beer bottle. Have a gander at a list of bottles.

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